long distance relationships when they finally meet.
you ever think about how different things would be if shepard was in charge of kirkwall while purple hawke had to save the galaxy from the reapers
kirkwall’s shit would be together in about five days. meredith and orsino would bond over the confusion they experience at being called big stupid jellyfishes. and there’d be a renegade interrupt when anders asks for more deposits. so basically problems: solved
meanwhile hawke would be out there in deep space like, ‘what rhymes with reaper? keeper!’ and having sandwich eating competitions with kaidan and quietly whispering to anderson ‘what happens when you fart in your suit? just curious’
sometimes things are tough but look at this bun
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